just having fun ;)

copied from my friendster bulletin, posted by some crazy guy. mamatay ang tag-iya ani, wa man kaha'y but-anay! :P

[01] Have you ever cried for agirl/guy?
- Hmm.. Yeah once.. Whatta shame!Yuxx! Amardz!
[02] Have you ever been given roses?
- Surprisingly! Yes! Once..
[03] What is your all-time favoriteromance movie?
- Erotika and Brokeback mountain rocks! Cheers!
[04] How many times have you honestlybeen in love?
- twice! bwisit!
[05] Do you believe that everyone has asoulmate?
- uhm! basta oi... It doesnt matter
[06] Do you think that you should putyour friends first?
- Mga wlay libog nga mga tawo!
[07] Have you ever had your heartbroken?
- Oh yes! Pesti inatay kau!
[8] Your thoughts on onlinerelationships?
- am doing it right now btw!
[9] Have you ever seen a friend as morethan a friend?
- a friend will always be a friend tome..
[10] Do you believe thestatement, "Once a cheater always acheater."?
- YES!!, the so-called changes (kunu)will somehow goes back to what theycall as "Nibalik npud ang sakit saanimal ay!"
[11] How many kids do you want to have?
- No way!! Dghan kog gibuhi nga igsoonDay!
[12] What is your favorite color(s)
- black, blue, red
[13] What are your views on gaymarriages?
- Okey! well I dont go for gaymarriage nor im against it... It justthat marriage is not an assurance forhaving a good relationship!!..
[14] Do you believe you truly only loveonce?
- Pwee! ka amards.. No oi!
[15] Imagine you're 79 & your spouse is
- Single nko ana.. tiklo na an spouse
[16] At what age did you start noticingthe opposite sex?
- 10 yrs old ng sukod og ka crush notopposite.. Blahhh!! hehehe
[17] What song do you want to hear atyour wedding?
- Erotica by Madonna
[18] Do you Know someone who likes you?
- Tseh!! Keber.. just let me know ifnahan ko nko okey?!

and more...
(still from the same guy)

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
= Web researching, browsing, drowsing,and boy watching.. bwahaha!
2. Who are you in love with?
= No comment!
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
= Ewww!
4. Is there anything pink within 10feet frm you?
= Lips (gkan kaon cotton candy)
5. When was the last time you went tothe mall?
= Last week, tan-aw Tiyanak nga wlaynada
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
= but of course! Pfft!
7. Do you have something worth over$2,000?
= Yez, akong "PURI" og "Dangal"and bubble butt! BWahhehe
8. When was the last time you droveout of town?
= Last April with my buangits friendsand a Schizophenic woman!
9. Have you been to the movies in thelast 5 days?
= Unsa mani oi.. Useless ang questionborikat!
10. Are you hot?
= Yah!! Sexy and horny .. Bwahaha
11. What was the last thing you had todrink?
= tubig and sparkle
12. What are you wearing right now?
= pantalon, gray brief with a printedkoala bear, gray shirt, timex watch,eyeglasses, fila shoes, anting-antingnecklace, and a Dazzling smile!
13. Do you wash your car or let thecar wash do it?
= Sosyalan! mukha ba kong my car?
14. Last food that you ate?
= Flower2x, lumpiang shanghai, utangmongos, and rice for lunch!
15. Where were you last week?
= Hanging out in my workmates, wenthome dreaming about having sex withsomeone..
16. Have you bought any clothing itemsin the last week?
= Nope! Nahurot sa cgeg sakay og taxi!Pha-et!
17. When was the last time you ran?
= this morning lng, nahutdan ogmantika sa amoa
18. What's the last sporting event youwatched?
= Neber, keber!
19. What is your favorite pet?
= My handsome Cats (I have 6 btw)-Nonix, Kornix, George, Orange, Blucky,and Bulky
20. Your dream vacation?
= Palawan... Tubbataha Reef
21. Last person's house you were in?
= My house
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
= Na shot ko sa kanal
23. Have you been in love?
= uhm! Yez
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
= Needed jud diay naay i-miss?! Pweh!
25. Last play you saw?
= Playgirl
26. What is your secret weapon to lurein the opposite sex?
= my Vampiric eyes and aura!
27. What are your plans for tonight?
= Sleep!
28. Who is the last person you sent afriendster message or comment?
= Wla... Gitapol jud ko... Pfft!
29. Next trip you are going to take?
= Sex trip
30. Who is the biggest gossip mongeryou know?
= Si Grace!
31. Last time you got stopped by a copor pulled over?
= Huh?! I got stopped not by a cop buta guy who jokingly said "Pwde mkighilawas? Trip lng" --- Yuxx!
32. What does your last text messagesay?
= from Cleng: "Carl tag pila gani toang condo gi offer sa imo mama?"
33. Do you need to do laundry?
= My Mom and Sis does it for me! Hoynghatag ko kwarta kada kinsenas!
34. Are you someone's best friend?
= Oh yez!
35. Are you rich?
= rich in carbohydrates, and benzoylperoxide
36. What were you doing at 12AM lastnight?
= Sleep! ok? Sleep!