look who's talking (again)

the following are a few of the conversations i had with my little friends:

two nights ago, i fetched a six-year-old daughter of my friend from their place. she had a dance performance that night near our place. for several minutes, she had me waiting. and when she finally emerged from the second floor of the house...

I asked: diin gud ka gikan?
em: namulbos, nanudlay, nag-off lotion!
me: nganu gud tawn nag-off ka???
em: haluuu...sa inyuha naa tay dengue!!!
me: *GULP

yesterday, i went back to their house, and in the living room, i saw her 5-year-old bro, Third.

Third: ate, ate, you like animals?
me: yep! (smile)
third: (takes something from a drawer, and shows me his rubber snakes!)
me: shit!
third: di man ni shit, te. snakes...snakes.
me: *dies

at an old neighborhood several weeks ago...

jovic: ma, singko bi?
his mom: sigeg pangayo!
me: (hands a P5 coin to the 5-year-old kid)
jovic: tenks, te. kaw nalang taud sa akong ribbon ig graduate nako ha?
me: imu diayng mama?
jovic: di ko! di manghatag og kwarta!
me: okay (haha)

at a friend's house, while we were eating, Third was suggesting me i should paint our house with the same colors as theirs. fyi, i don't remember asking him for it.

Third: te, inyung wall kay white; ang ceiling, green; stairs, brown..blah blah (he was actually looking at his surroundings while saying this)
me: how much man akong magasto ana tanan, dong?
third: (thinking) umm...infinity.
me: huh?!?

i was on my way home one night when i met jovic somewhere down the road...

jovic: nganung ga-shades man ka?
me: sakit man akung mata. (fyi, i was only wearing correctional glasses then)
jovic: mura na nuon kag lola.
me: lola bitaw ko.
jovic: nganung ate man akong tawag nimo?
me: di mag-lola ka.
jovic: mayg gasungkod ka!
me: haay...

back with Em2x...

me: baby, pagdiet na uy, mo-grade one na raba ka.
em: (facing her mom) mama, ingun si ate_____ pwede diay mo mag-diet...
(then facing me) te, okay ra pud ko mang-lipstick?
me: hoyyyy...