...blog!
exactly a year ago i started this blog. thanks to jute, who introduced me to the blog world. since then i started blogging...ang-ang!
this blog has become my journal, with mostly non-sense entries in it, but of course what can you expect from a non-sense person like me. nyahaha.
it all started with the prince's diary and then i went on blogging and blogging...for free (yes, in the office). there are about 90 entries in this blog.
to my blog/journal, we saved paper...a lot of it, in fact.
and i hope you won't bug down as you have also become my photo album lately (sayang ang mga pics wa tawn koy back-up).
anyway, happy 1st birthday and may all your wishes come true.
enjoy!
Monday, February 13, 2006
Saturday, February 11, 2006
Happy Hour!
I really had a good laugh reading this from someone's blog. And here i'm posting so we may at least have a happy pustiso-free weekend! Wahaha. Hoist! I don't wear pustiso ha.
Beauty Pageant Boo Boos
Host: What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?
Male Contestant: Uhmm... taptoy.
Host: What taptoy?
Male Contestant: Taptoy na teddy bird.
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Host: What's your ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Uhmm... I am not sure...
Host: Hindi... Kunwari ikaw, more or less...?
Girl: Uhmm... more.
(crowd booing...)
Sige, Sige... Less, less....
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Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant: Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue...? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.
(Banawe kaya 'yon!)
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Host: Who's your favorite author?
Contestant: Danielle Steele.
Host: Why Danielle Steele?
Contestant: Because... because Danielle Steele, I like best. Thank you.
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Host: How would you like me to address you?
Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.
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Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature.
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Host: So tell us, why did you join this contest?
Contestant: Me? Join this contest? Why did I... That's all. Thank you!
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Host: What do you want to be after you graduate?
Contestant: I want to be a successful Medicine.
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Host: Hindi ito boob... hindi ito tube... Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?
Contestant: BRA!
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Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back.
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Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po!
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(Gay Contest)
Host: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Gay Contestant: I think and believe na bilang isang bading... (pause)
....Ano nga po ulit yung question?
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Host: Which part of your body is your best asset?
Contestant: (believe it or not she answered) ...Si Melanie Marquez po!
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Host: What is your favorite motto?
Contestant: (after a long pause) I don't have a motto eh.
(so the crowd starts helping her out. the crowd started saying, "Time is gold! Time is gold!")
Contestant: I have na po. Chinese gold!
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Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?
Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (then the girl turns and walks away.)
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Host: Who is your favorite fictional character?
Girl: JOSE RIZAL! (crowd starts laughing.)
Host: Who is your favorite hero then?
Girl: Hulk Hogan.
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Host: If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?
Girl Contestant: Uhmm... bumble bee!
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Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant: My edge is 23 years old.
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Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Between 24 and 25!
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Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: I'll be 28.
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Host: Describe your special someone in three words.
Girl: Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.
Host: Ok, sige...
Girl: In one word... MY LIFE!
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Host: If you were given any special power, what would it be?
Girl: Power of Attorney!
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Host: So you like reading, who's your favorite author?
Girl: Uhmm, Shakespeare.
Host: What works of Shakespeare?
Girl: Hindi ko po alam eh.
Host: But he's your favorite...?
Girl: Eh... kasi patay na sya eh.
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Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal eh!
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Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk?
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(Little Miss Philippines)
Host: Ano'ng gusto mo maging pag-laki mo?
Girl: Maging lalaki po!
http://simply-jesy.blogdrive.com/
Beauty Pageant Boo Boos
Host: What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?
Male Contestant: Uhmm... taptoy.
Host: What taptoy?
Male Contestant: Taptoy na teddy bird.
------
Host: What's your ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Uhmm... I am not sure...
Host: Hindi... Kunwari ikaw, more or less...?
Girl: Uhmm... more.
(crowd booing...)
Sige, Sige... Less, less....
------
Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant: Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue...? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.
(Banawe kaya 'yon!)
------
Host: Who's your favorite author?
Contestant: Danielle Steele.
Host: Why Danielle Steele?
Contestant: Because... because Danielle Steele, I like best. Thank you.
------
Host: How would you like me to address you?
Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.
------
Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature.
------
Host: So tell us, why did you join this contest?
Contestant: Me? Join this contest? Why did I... That's all. Thank you!
------
Host: What do you want to be after you graduate?
Contestant: I want to be a successful Medicine.
------
Host: Hindi ito boob... hindi ito tube... Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?
Contestant: BRA!
------
Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back.
------
Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po!
------
(Gay Contest)
Host: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Gay Contestant: I think and believe na bilang isang bading... (pause)
....Ano nga po ulit yung question?
------
Host: Which part of your body is your best asset?
Contestant: (believe it or not she answered) ...Si Melanie Marquez po!
------
Host: What is your favorite motto?
Contestant: (after a long pause) I don't have a motto eh.
(so the crowd starts helping her out. the crowd started saying, "Time is gold! Time is gold!")
Contestant: I have na po. Chinese gold!
------
Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?
Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (then the girl turns and walks away.)
------
Host: Who is your favorite fictional character?
Girl: JOSE RIZAL! (crowd starts laughing.)
Host: Who is your favorite hero then?
Girl: Hulk Hogan.
------
Host: If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?
Girl Contestant: Uhmm... bumble bee!
------
Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant: My edge is 23 years old.
------
Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Between 24 and 25!
------
Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: I'll be 28.
------
Host: Describe your special someone in three words.
Girl: Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.
Host: Ok, sige...
Girl: In one word... MY LIFE!
------
Host: If you were given any special power, what would it be?
Girl: Power of Attorney!
------
Host: So you like reading, who's your favorite author?
Girl: Uhmm, Shakespeare.
Host: What works of Shakespeare?
Girl: Hindi ko po alam eh.
Host: But he's your favorite...?
Girl: Eh... kasi patay na sya eh.
-------
Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal eh!
-------
Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk?
-------
(Little Miss Philippines)
Host: Ano'ng gusto mo maging pag-laki mo?
Girl: Maging lalaki po!
http://simply-jesy.blogdrive.com/
Friday, February 10, 2006
Orlando Bloom has my phone
"Hi you're Vatski's friend ryt? Kindly tell her that she left her phone on my bed last night. thanks. by the way, this is orlando bloom."
That text message kept me realy busy last night. I forwarded that to all fellow Globe subscribers (Viva unlimited!) and practically everyone of them had a reply for that.
From Malou to me: "Ei, Malou is in the shower right now and i'll tell her when she gets out. this is quino of big mountain, by the way."
To Malou: "Yeah? Ok. and can u pls send me her hubby's #? dont worry im not gonna tell him shes with u ryt now."
From Malou: "U mean dennis (the hubby)? ah yeah, hes downstairs with alicia silverstone."
From Me: "Whoa! wer r u guys? im coming..."
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From J: "Hoi! Baga'g nawng!"
From Me: "Hehehe. Soya ka noh? :P"
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From a friend: "Really?! ok i'll let her know."
From Me: "Yes please or i'll sell this phone if she doesnt get it soon."
From a friend: "Ok."
(this friend actually believed this crap. hahaha. she thought that orlando was a code name. gad, i did not wait this age just to screw up with anyone but orlando bloom. Yum!)
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And the rest were saying "Ambisyosa!" just like what I replied to the one who sent that to me. She was using Sam Milby there. Some kinda yummy guy, well, not really.
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So that's how I normally spend my night besides reading newspaper (yeah, I do it at night), watching TV, or reading a book.
That text message kept me realy busy last night. I forwarded that to all fellow Globe subscribers (Viva unlimited!) and practically everyone of them had a reply for that.
From Malou to me: "Ei, Malou is in the shower right now and i'll tell her when she gets out. this is quino of big mountain, by the way."
To Malou: "Yeah? Ok. and can u pls send me her hubby's #? dont worry im not gonna tell him shes with u ryt now."
From Malou: "U mean dennis (the hubby)? ah yeah, hes downstairs with alicia silverstone."
From Me: "Whoa! wer r u guys? im coming..."
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From J: "Hoi! Baga'g nawng!"
From Me: "Hehehe. Soya ka noh? :P"
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From a friend: "Really?! ok i'll let her know."
From Me: "Yes please or i'll sell this phone if she doesnt get it soon."
From a friend: "Ok."
(this friend actually believed this crap. hahaha. she thought that orlando was a code name. gad, i did not wait this age just to screw up with anyone but orlando bloom. Yum!)
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And the rest were saying "Ambisyosa!" just like what I replied to the one who sent that to me. She was using Sam Milby there. Some kinda yummy guy, well, not really.
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So that's how I normally spend my night besides reading newspaper (yeah, I do it at night), watching TV, or reading a book.
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
It’s enough!
It’s been three days since that stampede happened and it is about time we go back to the “real programming.” Huh, ABS-CBN?
Enough of trying to “console” the grieving families the proceeds of that “Alay sa Kapamilya” programs do not even go to them!
Enough of trying to show sympathy to the masa most of you especially Willie and Charo do not even look convincing!
Enough of trying to cover your lapses!
Stop “gloating” on the Wowowee tragedy. Will you?
Please lang.
Enough of trying to “console” the grieving families the proceeds of that “Alay sa Kapamilya” programs do not even go to them!
Enough of trying to show sympathy to the masa most of you especially Willie and Charo do not even look convincing!
Enough of trying to cover your lapses!
Stop “gloating” on the Wowowee tragedy. Will you?
Please lang.
Monday, February 06, 2006
The Birthday of Papa Cardy
Yes! It's Papa Cardy's 75th birthday today and because of that, and his obvious frail health, he has to retire from his being the Archbishop of Cebu to finally become an ordinary citizen again. And marry ME!
My eyes for the last several months have been set only for him and him alone and I'm glad that this day has come. Thank you India..thank you disillusionment.
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Ei, it is a friend’s birthday today, too. If Papa Cardy’s oozing with divine grace and love this friend is the exact opposite. She’s named Lovey but I don’t think she ever has love. I mean she is loveless. And her wish is to find that guy to replace her dog, Otta, whose days are numbered because she has cancer of the uterus (I kid you not!). Otta, a boxer, is getting real slow by the minute and I was told her cancer was brought by her being a virgin. Well, her owners (Lovey for one) can’t afford to have her fucked (sorry for the word, can’t find any) as a male partner would cost the family P10,000 plus a pup. That is why Otta is sick and will die a virgin. Like Lovey (hope she doesn’t come across this blog). Yeah, Lovey is a desperate boyfriend-less law student. Tsk tsk tsk! Sad dog.
I mean get a life Lovey! I already have Papa Cardy. Hehehe.
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Here I go Again
| Kelly Clarkson Shares Your Taste in Music |
 See her whole playlist here (iTunes required) |
I did not manipulate the test. Promise!
| You Failed the US Citizenship Test |
 Oops, you only got 3 out of 10 right! |
| You are a Black Coffee |
 At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it Your caffeine addiction level: high |
What Kind of Coffee Are You?
| Cheese Pizza |
 Traditional and comforting. You focus on living a quality life. You're not easily impressed with novelty. Yet, you easily impress others. |
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