Did this casket contain Christ's bones?

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the real bully

exhibit a
the accused
pa-inosente. hmm...
mmmmwah!

the accused: Ady, 13 months, Talisay City.

background: she has a very long name, at least three excluding her surname, and since everyone around her, even me, can not recite it in one breath, we had to simplify it for our own sake. i only remember something like adelaide (and some names of her relatives and i think i heard some saints' too)? anyway, she's like an adopted kid of my mother and her two bestfriends, whom she calls "nanay," "mama," and "mommy" (her lola), respectively. her real mom is still finishing college. hence, this one-kid-with-three-mom set-up. like she sleeps in her "mommy's" house during the night and spends her daytime with us. it's quite exciting really, except tonight when she bit my hand when i tried to pull away the telephone wire she was biting. then later on beat me with that phone she's holding. see, i am not a bully. it's her!!! but she's cute. so, case is dismissed for lack of a complainant.

No!

Tsk.

the best, so far

Sen. Joker Arroyo

from now on, we're all in this together

Borat

This is so funny. I like that part when Borat offered a piece of cheese to a former governor (?) of a US state and when the guy was already chewing his part of the cheese, Borat told him it was made from his wife's tit's milk. Hahaha! You just can imagine the former guv's face while trying to swallow down the cheese. Yes, the guy is a real former politician, and Borat came to see him as part of his "documenting" America and its whatevers. Watch this film, it is even hilarious.


Apocalypto

This is one of the best movies I've seen in my lifetime. There maybe a lot of disturbing scenes but pirated copies will help you deal with that. I like that part where a woman (Jaguar Paw's wife) delivers her baby while most part of her body, except the head, is submerged to the water, and she just picks her baby from down under. That is something. Maybe the first in moviemaking. But this is not just a product of Mel Gibson's creative mind, it speaks about courage and brevity. Taking from that observation, I think a person lives longer when he wants to live longer. Like he can never die if he does not want to die. I saw similar scenario just last Friday when an angry guy from nowhere driving a multicab was bumping his car to practically every car in the parking lot (somewhere along the way ni sya). In just a span of five minutes at least five cars were heavily damaged and his multicab, after trying to do the same harm to a nearby car, went turtle. And the driver, the angry guy, whom we thought was already dead after that brief incident, came out of his car and from his looks he seemed like he was ready to continue the bumping spree. I swear, there was not a single scratch in his body even if his car had already turned into a pulp. The power of brevity? Or in this case, drugs. I don't know.

I still have to watch Dreamgirls, Babel, Ugly Betty (yeah, I have the first season na!), Grey's Anatomy (3 seasons), Prestige, and at least 10 more movies (and TV series). All DVD copies for only P400!!! And all are pirated. Ssshhhh...ay'g saba!

there you go again!!!

what is this i learnt that you indulge in threesome, huh?? after partying all night long, drinking your frustrations away, forgetting that you have to wear panties, too, and just flashing "that" thing before the cameras...come on, britney, aren't you gonna behave for just a sec!! yeah, you're fed up. i'm there. but is it right to go around where people can see you (and your insides, literally!!!) and do just anything you want to do with not a care in the world??!!
and this latest "bit" of news ive read about your having the grandest time of your life with lesbos...what??? i really don't care if K-fed has not satisfied you or the countless men you slept with in the past, that youd rather go into that direction. i mean, thats your choice. try all the flavors you want, i dont really care. but just be kind to yourself, gurl (um, what are you now, btw??? that got me thinking, really. but no prob, i'll still vote for you.)!! if news is what you really want, you are still as hot as before...stupid!!
now, can someone hit her before she becomes another of Hollywood's "casualties." please...or that would really be so sad.

I.can't.believe.it.

"Anna Nicole Smith Dies in Florida at 39"

si third

lokasyon: tindahan sa pisbol/tambayan sa kadaghanan sama sa nagsulat.

mao ni si Third, ang tres-anyos nga anak sakong miga sa talisay nga wa nako nahimamat sukad atong bag-ong tuig kay nag-cold war man mi sa iyang mommeh. ang rason, nagpagahiay ra mi sa o!

ako ning gikuha ning hulagwaya ganiha samtang niagi ning bataa sa akong tungod, aw, kay ako diay'ng gitawag. gimingaw na tawn ko ani niya og tayming man sad nga gida sya sa iyang inahan dapit sa diin ko nagtambay, palabay sa oras. so mao to ako syang gihulagwayan.

maninumdum ko nga katong New Year, didto man ko natug sa ilaha, nga paghuman namo og kaon nanghugas kos akong plato (ang-ang, di bya ni amoa, magbinut-an sad kaha ta) unya nahibung nalang ko nganong niduol ni sya sa akong luyo ug niingun: "teh, kita imong lubot," ug dayun saka sa akong pajama. pramis, wa gyud nako nabati nga nakita na diay akong mao to sya. cute noh? dili akong lubot uy, ang gibuhat ni third ba. :)